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5-Pant Kit
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The five-pant kit
Get my 5 pants — $49.99
High-Waisted Straight-Leg Pant
Buy five.
Wear nothing else.
Buttery-soft, sweat-wicking, and cut wide enough to pass for real trousers. The pair you reach for at 7am and still have on at 9pm.
$49.99
$129.99
5 pants per kit
Bought one at a time, five of these run about $129.
Kit: The Full Rotation
Size: Select
Inseam: 31.5"
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- 30-day returns
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One for every day you don't want to think about it.
Buttery handfeel
Soft enough that you forget you're wearing them.
Sweat-wicking
Pilates class to grocery run without changing.
High-waisted, no front seam
Smooth front, nothing digging in.
Five at once
A full week, sorted in one order.
Be honest
You've been rotating the same two pairs for months.
- The good pair is always in the wash.
- The backup pair is pilled and see-through.
- You buy one more. You're back here in six weeks.
Buying one pair at a time is how you ended up with a drawer full of almost-right pants. Five at once is how it stops.
The details
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Why these and not the cheap ones.
High waist, no front seam
Sits above the navel with a smooth front panel. Nothing to dig in, nothing to adjust.
Wide enough to pass as trousers
The straight leg reads as real clothes, not gym kit. That's the whole point.
Works past 6pm
Coffee run, school pickup, dinner. Same pant, no costume change.
Four lengths
29", 31.5", 33" and 35" inseams, so the hem lands where you want it.
The math
Five pants.
Five pants.
Under twenty each.
One on. One in the wash.
Three still folded.
That's the whole trick.
$49.99
- 5 pants, one size, one length
- Free shipping on the whole kit
- 30 days to send it back
Reviews
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The ones people re-order in every colour.
★★★★★“I bought the mixed kit and genuinely have not worn jeans since.”
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★★★★★“Not see-through when I squat. That alone was worth it.”
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★★★★★“The waistband doesn't roll down. I've been looking for this for years.”
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★★★★★“Got the 33 inch because I'm tall and the length is finally right.”
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★★★★★“Ordered five black. No regrets. Laundry day stopped being a crisis.”
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★★★★★“They look like actual trousers with a blazer. Nobody can tell.”
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Three kits
Pick your five.
Same pant, same price, same free shipping. The only question is whether you want variety or a wall of black.
Every kit ships in one box, in the single size and inseam you choose.
The five shades in Kit 3. Kits 1 and 2 are five of black or five of dark brown.
Fit
Two numbers to get right.
Your usual size, and the length you actually want the hem to sit at.
| Inseam | Where it lands |
|---|---|
| 29" | Shortest cut. Sits above the ankle on most heights. |
| 31.5" | The standard. Our most-ordered length. |
| 33" | Longer, made to break over a trainer. |
| 35" | The tall cut. Full length with a heel or platform. |
Sizes run XXS to 3XL. Order the size you normally wear. If the fit isn't right, the 30-day return covers it.
30-day returns
Try the whole kit. Send it back if it isn't right.
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All five pants, one box, nothing added at checkout.
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Last call
Get my 5 pants
Five pants. One order. Done thinking about it.
You were going to buy another pair anyway. Buy the five that end the cycle instead.
$49.99
shipped free.
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FAQ
Before you ask.
Do all five pants come in the same size?
Yes. You pick one size and one inseam, and all five pants in the kit arrive in it. If you want two different sizes, place two orders.
What's the difference between the three kits?
Only the colours. Kit 1 is five black, Kit 2 is five dark brown, and Kit 3 gives you one of each: black, dark brown, grey, ocean blue and black berry purple. Same pant, same price.
Are they see-through when I bend over?
The fabric is a thick buttery knit with a high-waisted, no-front-seam construction designed for full coverage through squats and stretches.
Which inseam should I order?
31.5" is the standard length and the one most people order. Go 29" if you want it above the ankle, and 33" or 35" if you're tall or want the hem to break over a shoe.
How do I wash them?
Hand wash. It's the care instruction on the garment, and it's what keeps the buttery finish from going rough.
How much is shipping?
Free, on every kit.
Can I return them?
Yes, within 30 days of delivery. Items need to be unworn and in their original packaging.
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